"Table Be Round" is a parody/cover of
Sir Mix-A-Lot's Baby Got Back,
done by Robot Chicken. Ask youtube or whatever for it; it's around.
Since I've had it stuck in my head for several days, I'm going to go
ahead and do a public service by writing down the words. Those I can
understand anyways. The rest will just be question marks. If you
know something I don't, please
send me an e-mail.
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All, shouting:
To King Arthur, and Camelot!
King Arthur:
Sir Belvedere, how goes the quest?
Sir Belvedere:
distant mumbling
King Arthur:
What?
Sir Belvedere:
distant mumbling
King Arthur:
Uh, well then, Sir Lancelot?
Sir Lancelot:
distant mumbling
King Arthur:
*sigh* This is a disaster! Can't anyone help?
Sir Mix-A-Lot:
Yo, wassup King Arthur!?
King Arthur:
Sir Mix-A-Lot!
music starts
Sir Mix-A-Lot:
This Table's long but it should be Round.
King Arthur can't hear a sound.
When a knight tries to talk,
that brother's got to walk
'bout half a freaking block
to be heard.
Can't hear a word,
cause this table is so absurd.
Us Knights got much to discuss
Cuz this table's ridiculous
Balky (from the 80's TV show Perfect Strangers):
Don't be ridiculous
Sir Mix-A-Lot:
Belvedere can't hear!
Yo, can you pass me some beer?
Sir Belvedere:
Say what?
Sir Mix-A-Lot:
It's twenty feet by eighty,
can't even flirt with ladies.
Better have long arms when you're having a meal
If you're tryin' ta cop a feel!
We need a new proportion
To bring our kingdom fortune.
I've got an idea that might work fer ya,
I'm gonna make this mother circula'
Sir Galahad!
Sir Galahad:
Yeah?
Sir Mix-A-Lot:
Percival!
Sir Percival:
Yeah?
Sir Mix-A-Lot:
Do you wanna hear the others talk?
All Knights:
Hell yeah!
Sir Mix-A-Lot:
Then bring it in,
set it down,
it's like King Arthur's crown,
table be round!
Table. Be. Round.
Now with this circulation,
we can have nice conversation!
Verizon Guy:
Can you hear me now?
Knight 1??:
I can hear!
Knight 2??:
Holy cow!
Sir Mix-A-Lot:
Make every knight say
All Knights:
Wow!
King Arthur:
Now you know that we cannot fail
when we're looking for the Holy Grail!
Sir Mix-A-Lot:
360 on the paramater,
you know hos like diameter!
All:
Table be round! x3
music ends, sort of
At this point, Sir Mix-A-Lot says a couple of things in the
background and a bunch more in the foreground that are totally
incomprehensible to me. Please help.
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