"Table Be Round" is a parody/cover of
Sir Mix-A-Lot's Baby Got Back,
done by Robot Chicken. Ask youtube or whatever for it; it's around.
Since I've had it stuck in my head for several days, I'm going to go
ahead and do a public service by writing down the words. Those I can
understand anyways. The rest will just be question marks. If you
know something I don't, please
send me an e-mail.
To King Arthur, and Camelot!
Sir Belvedere, how goes the quest?
Uh, well then, Sir Lancelot?
*sigh* This is a disaster! Can't anyone help?
Yo, wassup King Arthur!?
This Table's long but it should be Round.
King Arthur can't hear a sound.
When a knight tries to talk,
that brother's got to walk
'bout half a freaking block
to be heard.
Can't hear a word,
cause this table is so absurd.
Us Knights got much to discuss
Cuz this table's ridiculous
Balky (from the 80's TV show Perfect Strangers):
Don't be ridiculous
Belvedere can't hear!
Yo, can you pass me some beer?
It's twenty feet by eighty,
can't even flirt with ladies.
Better have long arms when you're having a meal
If you're tryin' ta cop a feel!
We need a new proportion
To bring our kingdom fortune.
I've got an idea that might work fer ya,
I'm gonna make this mother circula'
Do you wanna hear the others talk?
Then bring it in,
set it down,
it's like King Arthur's crown,
table be round!
Table. Be. Round.
Now with this circulation,
we can have nice conversation!
Can you hear me now?
I can hear!
Make every knight say
Now you know that we cannot fail
when we're looking for the Holy Grail!
360 on the paramater,
you know hos like diameter!
Table be round! x3
music ends, sort of
At this point, Sir Mix-A-Lot says a couple of things in the
background and a bunch more in the foreground that are totally
incomprehensible to me. Please help.